Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...