Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.