Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...