My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!