The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...