How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Origin of Lawyers
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Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...