Yo momma 3 times.
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Bad News, Good News, Great News
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Defining teenagers
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10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
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Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
The football-playing turkey
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Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
The 5 toughest questions!
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What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….