Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...