How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around