Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!