Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...