Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...