Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...