Maggot Thatcher!
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A gerbil shepherd dog!
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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Lottery Winner
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Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Foot Tall
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The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.