Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...