What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
I’m sending out some cards
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Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
The new CIA agents
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When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...