Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...