Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...