Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...