George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...