Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...