Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...