Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...