Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...