In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!