Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...