Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...