Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...