Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...