Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...