After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...