yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.