First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...