Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...