Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...