10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...