Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....