Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...