Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...