play bingo
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Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...