A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...