10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...