Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.