How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...