Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...