ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...