YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...