Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...