Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...