Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...